story of my life
  • Amount of people who find me attractive: 1
  • Amount of people who find my bestfriend attractive: 4759.

hyperbolequeen:

my entire life is just me “winging it”

olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(Source: slut-on)

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